             User Name: %NAME%
              Location: %LOCATION%

           Screen Size: %WIDTH%x%PAGELEN%

       # Msgs in Cubby: %CUBBY%

        Time Remaining: %TIMELEFT% minutes
       Time Used Today: %DAYMIN%
      Calls Made Today: %DAYCALL%

Bytes Downloaded Today: %DLDAY% bytes
Total Bytes Downloaded: %DLTOT% bytes
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You are calling on line %LINE% at %MDMBPS% bits per second.
Bulletin board software running on this system is %VER%.
